MAH WIFE.
MAH WIFE.
F. 22. College grad who's obsessed with comedy, cartoons, movies, music, and random art.

Daaaaamn this girl I was kinda friends with in college died yesterday :( blergh :(

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“I don’t come down to where you work and slap the dick out of your mouth!”

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iswimitslife:

BLACK = I would date you.
GREEN = I think you’re cute.
BLUE = You are my tumblr crush.
GREY = I wish you would notice me.
PURPLE = I don’t talk to you but I really love your blog.
TEAL = We have a lot in common.
YELLOW = I don’t know you at all.
ORANGE = I don’t like your blog.
BROWN = I don’t like you.
PINK = I think you are unattractive.
RED = I hate you with a burning passion.
WHITE = You scare me.
RAINBOW = BED PLZ.

(Source: omgreblog)

shut-up-karen:

iamaslumberbatch:

a-lot-like-diana:

so basically when you have your period and your lower back hurts it is because your hips are contracting and spreading apart, only slightly, to make room for the release of the blood and linings of your uterus. so basically your body is going through a small and mild labor to push out the dead insides of your uterus. so basically I have gone through labor and basically I don’t want children. 

why aren’t we taught this shit

Well fuck.

(Source: alotlikediana)

I read only young adult. I just feel like it gets me. Both TV and literature that is aimed at girls who are about fifteen, sixteen years old seems to be my sweet spot for where I am, emotionally, as well.

—Jason Mantzoukas (x)

What’s that? I’m gonna binge-watch Mr. Show until I fall asleep? Oh okay.

Artist: Slowdive
Track: "When the Sun Hits"
Plays: 563 plays

nipplethief:

don’t get a crush on a coworker it is very BAD and Not Good

That or make them love you.